It was the blackest night
There was no moon in sight
You know the stars ain't shinin' 'cos the sky's too tight
I heard the scary wind
I seen some ugly trees
There was a werewolf honkin' 'long the side of me
I'm mean and I'm bad
You know I ain't no sissy
Got a big titty girly by the name of Chrissy
Talkin' about her and my bike and me
And this ride up the mountain of mystery, mystery
I noticed even the crickets were actin' weird up here
And so I figured I might just drink a little beer
I said
Gimme some of that what you're suckin' on
But there was no reply 'cos she was gone
Where's those titties
I like so well and my goddamn beer
Is what I started to yell
Then I heard this noise like a crunchin' twig
And up jumped the Devil
He's about this big
He had a red suit on
And a widow's peak
And then a pointed tail
And like a sulphur reek
Yes it was him alright
I sweared I knowed it was
He had some human flesh stuck underneath his claws
You know it looked to me like it was titty skin
I said You son of a bitch 'cos I was mad at him
Well he just got out his floss and started cleanin' his fang so I shot him with my shooter
Said Bang bang bang
Then the sucker just laughed and said
Oh put it away
You know I ate her all up
Now what you gonna say
You ate my Chrissy
Well what about the beer
Titties and all then boy
Uh
Were the cans this tall
Even her boots
Would I lie to you
Shit you must have been hungry
Yes this is true
Don't they pay you good for the stuff that you do
Well you know
I can't complain when the checks come through
Well I want my Chrissy and I want my beer so you just barf it back up
Now Devil
Do you hear
Blow it out your ass motorcycle man
I mean
I am the Devil
Do you understand
Just what will you give me for your titties and beer
I suppose you noticed this little contract here
You're goddamn right you son of a whore
Don't call me that
That's about the only reason
I learned writin' for
Gimme that paper
Bet your ass I will sign because I need a beer and it's titty-squeezin' time
Man you can't fool me
You ain't that bad
I mean you should've seen some of the souls that I've had
Oh yeah
Well there was
Milhous Nixon and Agnew too
And both of those suckers were worse than you
Well let's make a deal if you think that's true
I mean you're the Devil so what you gonna do
Wait a minute
A tinge of doubt crosses my mind when you say
Hey
That you want to make a deal
That's very, very true with me
I mean you ain't supposed to wanna make a deal with me
Ah well I'm slightly different than your average customer
But most
But wait, but most people don't want to make a deal with me
Devil
Yeah but most people are afraid of you
Well what's your story
See they don't know how stupid you are
I happen to know that you jack off to a picture
Hai grrh grrh grrh stupid grrh of Punky Meadows when you get home
You know ever since that guy told you that he contained more fluid than Jeff Beck you've been tryin' to outdo him
Grrh
Grrh grrh I give up do it again
Alright look I'm gonna say one thing to you
This may not register right away but let me say this
Leave your pickle alone for a couple of nights you know what I mean
Now come on
I'm only interested in a couple of things
Wait is that a note for me
Is somebody passin' me a note
What does this say
Frank please do me a favor
I can't find a brother of mine
I could dig it if you could call him from stage
His name is Dirty Tom
Nomads M.C.
Signed Thanks Bear or Bean I can't tell
Well if he's out there
Dirty Tony
De La Nomads
M.C.
Get in touch with
Bean or Bear
And as I was sayin' Devil
I'm an average sort of a person, I'm
You wouldn't believe it but
I'm very much like the people here in this audience tonight
Wait
I think we definitely have somethin' in common
Wait a minute I thought you had funny things growin' in your hair and all that other stuff
I thought
Write weird music you know I thought
Listen
Biker and everything
I mean shit you know
Listen carefully
Big tittied chick that you just had out here
Listen carefully to me with the camera
I mean you know old Devil
Uh huh
I'm only interested in two things
Yeah
See if you can guess what they are
I would think uh
Let's see maybe
Uh Stravinsky and uh
Well I'll give you
I'll give you two clues
Let's see uh
Let go of your pickle
Let go of your pickle
What
Hmm hah
I'm not holdin' my pickle
Well who's holdin' your pickle then
I don't know huh
She's out in the audience
Hey Dale would you like to come up here and hold my pickle to satisfy this weird man out here on the stage
You're probably wonderin' why we call it a pickle
Ha ha ha ha
Oh Lord
I don't know, I hate to
I hate to squeal on you Bozzio
I mean Devil
But look I'm only interested in two things
Now wait a minute all I have to say is
God help me even though
I have this ha ha ha
This fuckin' mask on
Ha ha ha ha
Listen if you think that mask looks bad you oughta see his pickle
I'm only interested in two things and that's titties and beer you know what I mean
What
Titties and beer
Grrh grrh grrh
Yeah
Titties and beer, titties and beer
Titties and beer, titties and beer
Titties and beer, titties and beer
Titties and beer, titties and beer
Grrh I don't know if you're the right guy grrh
Grrh
Titties and beer, titties and beer
Titties and beer
No don't sign it
Give me time to think I mean
Alright
Hold on a second boy 'cos that's magic ink
And then the Devil let go of his pickle and out comes my girl
They heard the titties plop-ploppin' all around the world
She said
I got me three beers and a fist full of down and I'm gonna get ripped so fuck you clowns
Then she gave us the finger
It was rigid and stiff
That's when the Devil he farted and she went right over the cliff
Prrrt
Woah tinsel time uh huh
Well the Devil was mad
I took off to my pad
I swear I do declare
How did she get back there
Do declare
How did she get back there
I swear I do declare
How did she get back there
Do declare
How did she get back there
I swear I do declare
How did she get back there
I swear I do declare
Get back there
I swear I do declare
How did she get back there
Do declare
How did she get back there
Well I do declare
How did she get back there
Get back there
I swear I do declare
Alright
Alright that, that, that's enough of the Devil and his famous pickle
We're goin' to make another dramatic if if somewhat
Rickety segway into another song called Cruisin' For Burgers
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